So apparently, according to this site, either a power outage or a drunken employee (or both) knocked several popular web sites offline this evening, including LiveJournal, Craigslist, TypePad, and Technorati.
I searched Google News for the name of the datacenter, 365 Main. All I found was COMEDY GOLD.
Which makes me believe that I can no longer use Google for breaking news. I ended up finding this information on Digg, which is a big win for "Web 2.0".
(Despite the fact that Digg seems to be the only "Web 2.0" site up and running right now, that is.)